
There's understandable excitement around tomorrow's next Doctor reveal, but I'd just like to pause and celebrate probably the most impactful performance of any Doctor ever. To thousands of kids, this scene made a world of difference in a world of fear. Hurrah for Jodie W https://t.co/11RFKERTYa
— The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek (@DobbersW) October 22, 2022
Who said you can't wheelie with an F1 car? pic.twitter.com/mvAdkXMIDn
— Battery Voltas (@BatteryVoltas) October 23, 2022
We now go live to Nadine Dorries pic.twitter.com/EuyKh2591F
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) October 23, 2022
I'm sure now he's dropped out he will be getting back to Uxbridge to do a surgery this week with his constituents and will be in the debates in parliament tomorrow to do his job.
— Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips) October 23, 2022
Boris Johnson has done the country a service by inviting so many of his colleagues to publicly endorse him in a way that places their poor judgement and stupidity on public display to their constituents. May it never be forgotten.
— Wes Streeting MP (@wesstreeting) October 23, 2022
#BorisJohnson: Oh, you wouldnโt know the 102 MPs who backed me; they go to a different Parliament.
— Christopher Pittard (@CAPittard) October 23, 2022
do you know what is a very normal and sensible thing to do, to cut a holiday short to fly back to the UK, to spend days desperately campaigning to be Prime Minister, and then when you supposedly have all of the nominations to be Prime Minister, to just… not run. very normal
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) October 23, 2022
Carrie Johnson is probably having a hissy fit about now. I mean, they returned early from holiday for nothing ๐คฃ
— Lovely Socialist ๐ฆ (@LovelySocialist) October 23, 2022
Going into Monday with the same enthusiasm as Tim Cook pic.twitter.com/pB3N5xV8pJ
— Dan – EngineMode11 (@EngineMode11) October 24, 2022
Eh? Throwing a custard pie at one of the country's most well known and highly regarded environmentalists?
— Sam Hailes ู (@samhailes) October 24, 2022
It's almost as if their whole campaign is a piece of high-concept art. A real life demonstration of how NOT to win people to your cause… https://t.co/PxpBccP2YC
This might not be the most important point today, but nobody else is addressing it. Until Liz Truss, 22 out of the previous 24 Prime Minsters had surnames beginning with a letter from the first half of the alphabet. Now we've had two in a row from the 2nd half. Makes you think.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) October 24, 2022
Rishi Sunak is becoming Prime Minister. His family is loaded so caviar and lobster on the menu for me from tomorrow.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 24, 2022
The moment King Charles appoints the new Prime Minister will be a momentous occasion, it'll be the first time Rishi Sunak has ever met someone living off the welfare state
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) October 24, 2022
Sunak's going to be awful. But he's going to be *conventionally* awful. And that's almost a relief.
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) October 24, 2022
And any goodwill Sunak might have had about a return to grown up politics is goneโฆ
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) October 25, 2022
Tories are gunna Tory pic.twitter.com/OmOHgQy3dW
We've said it a hundred times before. But all the other bakers helping out the one baker who needs it will never not be our favourite part of Bake Off.#GBBO
— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 25, 2022
My parents have both gone to bed without their phones, without even knowing where their phones are. It's another world.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) October 25, 2022
my friend is in hospital rn and the doctors checking him for concussion just asked him who the prime minister is ๐
— Alex Bell (@alexbell) October 25, 2022
โAnyone can do telly, itโs easy, letโs privatise Channel 4โ. @NadineDorries proved correct again. pic.twitter.com/8QBfO1v5js
— Alice Through The Looking… (@RegardantAlice) October 25, 2022
It's like they're all cosplaying as the Doctor picking a new TARDIS interior https://t.co/UcQw2mvfbL
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) October 26, 2022
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) October 26, 2022
Looking at reaction to PMQs
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) October 26, 2022
First 3โฆ
โStarmer battered Sunakโ
โStarmer didnโt land a single blowโ
โSunak looked assured and had the full support of his MPsโ#EyeOfTheBeholder
Correlation does not equal causation, but this specific correlation is particularly stimulating
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 27, 2022
[source, read more: https://t.co/V3iVt8oZN4] pic.twitter.com/DHx9kI4ijz
Bought a slow cooker in an attempt to save money as energy prices are so high. Made a casserole this morning and itโs working already, as Iโve already saved money and energy.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 27, 2022
I FORGOT TO TURN THE BASTARD THING ON.
Can we put a veto on interviewers asking any question that begins โhow did it feel toโฆโ [win this award/know youโve helped so many people/get this job/succeed in this way] The answer is always โgoodโ, so essentially youโre asking someone to provide synonyms for โgoodโ.
— Rachel Parris (@rachelparris) October 28, 2022
Mercedes on their way to collab with NASA and build an F1 car-shaped rocket ship as the W14 after hearing the penalty for exceeding the cost-cap.
— megs (@44megs) October 28, 2022
https://t.co/h1welfj65B
Rishi Sunak – Have they looked after you?
— Haggis_UK ๐ฌ๐ง ๐ช๐บ (@Haggis_UK) October 28, 2022
Hospital patient – They always do, but it's a pity you don't pay them more
Rishi Sunak – We're trying
Patient – No, you're not trying, you need to try harder pic.twitter.com/N54498BidE
This is going to happen a lot next year isn't it ๐ #MexicoGP pic.twitter.com/PbH1XJ1uaV
— WTF1 (@wtf1official) October 28, 2022
The Spite Girls๐ฟhttps://t.co/tFkXOaghoQ
— Sasha Clarkson ๐๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟโฎ๏ธWokerati๐ฐ๐ค๐ณ๐ซ (@SashaClarkson) October 28, 2022
This is tricky even for Europeans ๐ค https://t.co/Suw9ehqhKg
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) October 29, 2022
I was today years old when I found out Jenson Button was the first driver to ever press the drs button
— Jo ๐ฆก (@itsIightsout) October 29, 2022
Trust this two to still find these Dad jokes funny… ๐๐คฃ pic.twitter.com/SXOj52clIE
— McLaren (@McLarenF1) October 29, 2022
A story in four acts.
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) October 29, 2022
๐ธ: Reddit user GM_Fark pic.twitter.com/CIGMihedst
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